Planning date night? Swiping right (or, ugh, left)? Ignoring your ex’s DMs? Whatever is going down in your love life this week, we gotchu. Check out your sexoscope for the week of December 13 to December 19, below!
What’s Happening: Tonight, Venus meets up with Pluto, planet of transformation. Tomorrow night, the Moon enters Leo.
What That Means: You’re meeting a major hottie this weekend, like so-hot-you-hear-wedding-bells-when-you-first-see-them hot. Approach them, feel out the vibe, and maybe you’ll get lucky! Saturday night’s your best bet if you want to *sexy music plays*, because the spicy Leo Moon has you feeling all kinds of frisky, and super confident, too. Just a heads up, though, don’t expect this once-in-a-lifetime hookup to lead to anything permanent.
What’s Happening: Hot-and-bothered Mars harmonizes with dreamy Neptune tonight, while Venus and intense Pluto form a conjunction. Mars and structural Saturn team up on Thursday, and Mercury squares off with Neptune.
What That Means: The potential to turn a friend that you’ve been crushing on 5ever into your boo (or maybe just a FWB) is high right now! The biggest thing to remember is that you have to communicate very clearly with them. Neptune’s influence on your horoscope makes deep emotional connections happen now, but it can also lead to confusion or disappointment if you aren’t totally upfront with your intentions.
What’s Happening: Lovey Venus and Pluto, planet of transformation, team up tonight. On Saturday, lucky Jupiter and Uranus, planet of disruption, connect.
What That Means: You’re not a fan of commitment by a long shot, but there are intense inner changes happening to you this weekend that might make you change your mind! You might go on a date with someone that makes you think they’re The One, or take your current relationship to the next level (think moving in together, talking about marriage, etc.).
What’s Happening: Fiery Mars and romantic Neptune connect, and Venus teams up with Pluto, planet of transformation tonight. Lucky Jupiter and disruptive Uranus harmonize on Sunday, and Mars connects with serious Saturn on Tuesday.
What That Means: This is a great time to try something (or someone) new in bed! If you’re single and hooking up with someone for the first time, be warned: catching feels for them is basically guaranteed. Don’t stress, though, because the chemistry is so good that you’re both feeling the same way. BTW, Saturn’s influence at the end of the week is actually great for starting a new relationship, too!
What’s Happening: Mars and hazy Neptune connect tonight, and the Moon enters your sign on Saturday night. Neptune squares off with Mercury at the end of the week on Thursday.
What That Means: Yikes. You’re not gonna like this, Leo, buuut this weekend is pretty shitty. Sorry! You’re in your feels, work’s kicking your ass, your boo isn’t texting back, and things are not going your way ‘til late Saturday night when the Moon enters your sign. You might feel frustrated with your boo for being too busy to hang out all week, but by Thursday you can finally spend time together. Try your best to not pop off on them for being so unavailable—Thursday’s astro-weather can lead to misunderstandings or fights that can potentially lead to big breakups.
What’s Happening: Mars and dreamy Neptune harmonize tonight while Venus and transformative Pluto connect. Abundant Jupiter and Uranus, planet of surprises, link up on Sunday. On Thursday, Mars and structural Saturn team up, while Neptune has a harsh connection with Mercury.
What That Means: You’re making plenty of new connections this weekend, Virgo, and your DMs are full of hotties trying to slide in and get a piece of you! The potential for mind-blowing hookups is sky high this week, and you’re feeling insane chemistry with the people you get with! You very well could meet your next crush, but be careful, because you like them so much that you feel like they’re perfect. When you’re looking at someone through rose-tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like flags—try to keep that in mind.
What’s Happening: Tonight, the Moon is in Cancer, and it enters Leo on Saturday evening. On Sunday, Jupiter, planet of luck, has a positive connection with Uranus, planet of surprises.
What That Means: So, it’s not the best weekend to have fun, Libra, but starting Saturday night, the party can start! It’s great astro-weather for going out with your squad and meeting someone sexy! You’re totally cool with having a fling (and TBH you usually prefer that to a committed relationship) but the person you bring home this weekend makes you catch major feels for them, so choose wisely!
What’s Happening: Mars in your sign harmonizes with dreamy Neptune in Pisces tonight while Venus links up with intense Pluto. Lucky Jupiter and Uranus, planet of surprises, link up on Sunday.
What That Means: The potential to bring *huge* changes to your love life is high this weekend, Scorpio, if you’re able to leave your comfort zone and initiate those changes. If you’ve been crushing hard on someone, ask them out! If you’ve been aching to DTR with your almost-boo, start that conversation! Don’t waste this weekend’s amazing potential—it’ll help you out big time if you take advantage of this astro-weather, but if you let it fly past, you’re not gonna get much out of the weekend.
What’s Happening: The Moon is in moody Cancer tonight, and Venus, planet of love, runs into Pluto, planet of transformation. The Moon enters frisky Leo on Saturday.
What That Means: You’re feeling super emo tonight, Sag. And even though you’re usually fiercely independent, you’re focusing on your relationship, or lack thereof. You’re feeling so needy that it’s like you don’t feel complete without a lover, so if you’re boo’d up, you can spend this weekend with your boo and enjoy some TLC from them and some kickass sex. If you’re single, this weekend can obvs be pretty problematic, because you’re more willing to hook up with someone just to feel a sense of companionship, even if it means lowering your standards a ton. Just chill, bb. This astro-weather only lasts a few days!
What’s Happening: Pluto, planet of transformation, corners lovely Venus in your sign tonight! Lucky Jupiter (also in your sign) harmonizes with Uranus, planet of surprises, on Sunday.
What That Means: First of all, tonight’s amazing for totally transforming your appearance. Get a new outfit, color your hair, treat yourself to a makeover, anything to make you look and feel fly AF! You have an alluring, powerful, mysterious demeanor about you tonight, so it’s a great time to go out and find your next hookup or go on a first date. This whole week is about making constructive changes to your love life, so who knows—this weekend’s hookup could be your boo by next weekend!
What’s Happening: Venus and Pluto, planet of transformation, combine forces tonight. On Saturday evening, the Moon enters Leo, and on Tuesday, the Moon enters Virgo.
What That Means: So, here’s the thing: while Venus is in Capricorn (like it has been for the past couple weeks), your love life is pretty dead. This weekend, there could be a resurgence of an ex-flame in your life (uh-oh) or the beginning of a ~secret love affair~. If you’re fine with getting down with your ex, go for it, but the ~secret love affair~ thing could be tricky—use your brain, Aquarius. If the ~secret love affair~ is a secret because you’re hooking up with someone you shouldn’t (like your bestie’s ex) it’s probs best to avoid it entirely.
What’s Happening: Tonight, Mars and dreamy Neptune connect while Venus and intense Pluto run into each other. On Sunday, lucky Jupiter harmonizes with Uranus, planet of surprises.
What That Means: If you’ve been crushing on a cutie in your squad, this is a great weekend to ask them out on a date, or see if they’re down to hook up with you! It might not be your next relationship, but a FWB situation could be a ton of fun, right? It’s just important to be upfront with your intentions–if you like-like them, tell ‘em! If you’re just tryna bone, tell ‘em! That way you can avoid drama and heartbreak in the future.